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You’ll Want To Bathe In Fire After Watching This National Geographic Documentary on SPIDERS

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The spider. Is there anything on this planet more terrifying? I found this five year old National Geographic documentary on the world’s most feared and hated (for good reason) creature. How long do you think you can sit through this before you run out of the room screaming? Some highlights include:

1. Dr. Christine Rollard, an arachnologist who uses a mouth pump – you read that right – A MOUTH PUMP to help her collect the horrid things.

2. Detailed analysis on how young spiders populate the planet by being carried along on air currents. Yeah, folks… you got the words ‘spiders’ and ‘air dispersal’ being used in the same sentence.

3. An arachnologist who BAREHANDEDLY reels spider silk straight out of an orb weaver spider.

4. An arachnologist’s collection of shelf after shelf of living spiders arranged in his arachna-office the way a sane person would store books.

5. A visit into what has to be the most nighmarish web-filled cellar ever seen.

And oh so much more…

While writing the article, I had to google ‘arachnologist’ because I’ve never spelled that nasty word before. Did you know that one of the hits was ‘arachnologist jobs’? Good Lord God in heaven! Can you imagine applying for THAT job? I’d rather clean toilets in Grand Central Station.

And the most horrifying line in this documentary:

“No matter where you are, there’s ALWAYS a spider nearby…”

Feel itchy/prickly/disgusted yet? You will after watching the video. Just click the link below and let me know in the comments if this isn’t the most horrifying thing you’ve ever seen.

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Parents Worldwide Go Wild On Their Kids In This ‘Mom And Dad’ Horror Trailer!

After you watch this trailer, you’re going to be thinking this could be a bomb, or the next big thing.

For 24 hours, parents all over the world wreak violent havoc on their children, and a teenage girl and her little brother must fight for their survival while escaping the unrestrained wrath of their own mother and father. Today mom and dad will blow a fuse, so kids better look for shelter, and possibly weapons! The cast includes Nicolas Cage, Selma Blair, Anne Winters, and Zackary Arthur.

Release date: January 19, 2018 (in theaters and on VOD and Digital HD).

The way kids act these days, what jury would convict them? Anyhoo, take a look at the trailer via the link below! Special thanks to Teaser Trailer for this gem!

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Trailer – The Barge People Looks Like Classic Monster Movie Fun!

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Watch this trailer and see if it doesn’t remind you of the golden age of 80’s monster movie horror! Set on the canals amid the glorious British countryside, two sisters and their boyfriends head off for a relaxing weekend away on a barge, unaware of the flesh-eating fish mutants lurking in the water, ready and waiting to feed. The film is currently in post-production, set for release in late 2018 and into early 2019. Video at the link below!

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Trailer – House Of Salem Comes To VOD This January

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The Devil Has A New Playground. Don’t Breathe meets You’re Next in writer-director James Crow’s ‘’brooding and compelling horror with a crime thriller twist”* HOUSE OF SALEM, streeting on VOD 1/23/18 from Wild Eye Releasing.

A group of kidnappers become a child’s unlikely protectors after discovering they have unwittingly been set up to take part in a satanic ritual. As they begin to uncover the truth of the house they find themselves trapped, they must battle demonic forces and uncover a legacy of over a hundred years of murder in the name of the Devil. Video and more pics at the link below.

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‘Rick vs Jadis & the Scavengers’ Talked About Scene Ep. 807 – The Walking Dead

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Jadis forces Rick to fight for his life in the Heaps. Swinging a pole around with a chomping zombie head attached – now THAT’s fighting! Video courtesy amc

 

 

Christmas Horror Deliciously Jumps The Shark With Short Horror Film ‘Treevenge’

Horror Geek Life

H/T to Horror Geek Life who do a fantastic job reviewing this gem! be sure to click the link to their site and have a look around – they do a fine job!

“Directed by Jason Eisener, who is best known for Hobo with a Shotgun, the high-concept horror short depicts Christmas from the perspective of trees that were chopped down and shipped to the various homes of those celebrating the holiday. Little do the humans know that the trees take offense to the humiliation of being forced into their living rooms and decorated to their liking. So much offense, in fact, that they massacre and kill an entire town.

From the moment that the Cannibal Holocaust theme starts playing during the opening title sequence, you know that you’re in for an absurd, bloody holiday treat. So, rather than testing luck with a real tree, stay home this holiday season and enjoy this cautionary tale from the comfort of your couch with a lovely, safe, non-living plastic tree in the corner of your living room.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.”

Have a look at the trailer and more horrifying pics below!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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Night of the Living Dead: Rebirth – Teaser

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Remakes seem like they fail more often than not but this one looks like it could work. Bonus for the ‘old style’ film look of the trailer. Also, it looks like the remake will be faithful to the storyline. The zombies DO look pretty scary and you’d be bummed out if it were you facing down an increasing number of those things while barricaded in an old farmhouse. Even more bonus points for this being an exceptionally long ‘teaser’ video. Not getting a release date yet but will keep you all posted! Video at the link below.

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Trailer – Horror Thriller ‘Somebody’s Darling’

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A brooding mysterious fraternity president becomes obsessed with a coed despite having it all in his privileged existence.  What begins as a hopeful romance twists into obsession, and he risks his social standing in his pursuit of her heart. It seems that a positive change of character might bloom as he drifts away from the misogynistic, hedonist ways of his frat brothers.

But a dark secret seems to cloak it all, and glimpses of truth surface in his surreal visions and dreams. Huge and horrible revelations mark the violent finale of this retro-styled, psychological, horror drama touching upon current issues of date rape culture, southern history, and privilege. Out on VOD Dec 1. Pics and trailer at the link below. 

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Black Mirror Official Gameplay Trailer

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Black Mirror is a dark adventure game that details the aftermath of the tragic death of William Gordon. Playing as his grandson Samuel players must unveil the truth behind the events of that fateful, stormy night. The Gordon family has accepted William’s death as suicide; however, Samuel is not so sure. And through further investigation some terrifying family secrets are revealed. Through the course of the game players will discover the tragedy that has decimated the Gordons since the Middle Ages – and eventually fight to escape a fate that will not stop until it has claimed every member of the family. The gothic-horror adventure game will arrive November 28. More pics and the trailer below!

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Slasher Film ‘The Ice Cream Truck’ Coming To DVD

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We covered The Ice Cream Truck a few months ago; now it’s arrived on DVD!

The provocative psychological thriller stars Deanna Russo (Being Human, Gossip Girl) as Mary, who moves back to her suburban hometown after her husband gets relocated for work.  As her family ties up loose ends back home, she moves into their new house alone. And although the move makes Mary nostalgic for her youth, there’s something very sinister about that Ice Cream Truck that patrols her suburb. 
 
The Ice Cream Truck also stars Dana Gaier (Despicable Me 3), John Redlinger (Thirst, Banshee), Emil Johnsen (Isolerad), Hilary Barraford (Go For Sisters), Jeff Daniel Phillips (31),  and Lisa Ann Walter (War of the Worlds).

Available from Amazon (click this link) The Ice Cream Truck DVD comes complete with outtakes and behind the scenes featurette ‘Making Murder’. Trailer and more pics at the link below .

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Ratpocalypse Movie Trailer

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American Senator John Perryman (Casper Van Dien, Starship Troopers), a man of pure and humble soul with a warrior’s disposition, delivers a fiery speech in Moscow about the country’s main evil – corruption. A corruption so pervasive it will turn men into “rats.” He declares that he was ordered to speak to them from above and threatens everyone with the loss of their human form, which draws only guffaws and resentment from the people. Many take the Senator for a madman as gradually, all his friends and relatives turn away from him. Eventually the Senator meets a mysterious girl in the streets who seems to be his guardian angel but soon, everything he talked about in Moscow begins to come true, triggering panic in Russia and around the world. Full of unexpected moments and plot twists both curious and amusing, Ratpocalypse brings the intimidating and often horrific world of politics to new levels of reality. Not sure what is really going on in this film but it looks like fun! h/t to Teaser Trailer – video and pics at the link below. 

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Trailer – SF/Horror Film Alpha: The Awakening

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Apocalyptic asteroids, deadly viruses, burned out cities, zombie-like survivors, aliens, UFOs, and lots of action courtesy of the last human survivor, this one should be fun! Coming 2018. Video at the link below.

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‘Some Guy’ Next on Ep. 804 – The Walking Dead

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Next On The Walking Dead: Season 8, Episode 4. Don’t miss new episodes of The Walking Dead, Sundays at 9/8c. Video at the link below. 

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Attack Of The Killer Donuts Trailer

Teaser Trailer

Get ready for a movie that will bring terror like nothing you’ve ever known. Or something. Trailer – if you can handle it – at the link below.

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Ash vs Evil Dead Season 3 Tease (NSFW)

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Dressed in a furry bear suit, this horrid thing is stalking the highschool halls looking for coeds to kill. But not with Ash around!

“Ash vs Evil Dead” follows Ash, the stock boy, aging lothario and chainsaw-handed monster hunter who has spent the last 30 years avoiding responsibility, maturity and the terrors of the Evil Dead. When a Deadite plague threatens to destroy all of mankind, Ash is finally forced to face his demons –personal and literal. Destiny, it turns out, has no plans to release the unlikely hero from its “Evil” grip.

Hope you studied your Necronomicon. Ash is back in session February 25 on STARZ. Video at the link below. 

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